i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
happy diamond jubilee everybody!
love to be reminded how there is a family that is supposedly better than everyone else because of their bloodline and worthy of praise and trillions of pounds and also loving the glorious reminders of colonialism thanks to gary barlow and his shitty fucking song because who needs an actual showcase of voices from all over the world when the military wives can just shout over everything? i wonder how much the artists involved even got paid hmmm
for real, fuck the monarchy
p.s. would also just like to remind people that we’re basically forcing an old lady to smile for us all day on the anniversary of her father’s death
